Ready
On Saturday I found a $2 futon mattress at a garage sale.
On Sunday I bought a black corset.
Today I feel officially ready for Burning Man.
Next Monday I am taking my sister back to the airport, and afterwards I leave myself.
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.: posted by Vera 
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More overheard
Alex: I like your pink phone.
Me: It's not just a pink phone. It can be a pink phone or a green phone or a blue phone or a black phone.
Alex: You just switch the face plate?
Me: Yes. I was green for a while, and now I'm pink, and who knows what I'm going to be next.
Alex: I know what you are on Monday nights.
Me:
Alex: "Where is my black face plate?"
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.: posted by Vera
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Overheard
Bret and I were at a bar on Saturday night. We met a professional dominatrix, who is the girlfriend of a guy Bret and I work with right now. I told the dominatrix to email me because I want to ask her lots of questions.
Bret: So you want to know more about being a dominatrix. And she probably wants to know more about being a psychic.
Me: Probably.
Bret: So when you guys have that exchange... can I watch?
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.: posted by Vera
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